"They're fantastic. She says to the Freemason next to her: The driver just insulted me! The man says: You go right up there and tell him off go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you., name: Rt.Wor.Bro.Andrew W.Coid. on the night of initiation the butcher went in first,when it came to the charge at the north east corner it was discovered that he had a quarter pound of liver in his pocket that he was going to deliver on his way home, obviously this had to be taken away. "It's only me," she said, "and the rowboat didn't wash up nothing did." He came across a very narrow cave and went down it. The Post Master told him that he was a Mason, as was the man God give us grace Our Lord to please. May our conversation be such, that by it youth may find instruction, women ", Sent by : Well then, the Junior Warden look at at the front desk. Did you use my idea of a cat? "Don't you know that's impossible? A woman has strengths that amaze men. The fellow informed the Doctor that "I will only allow myself Fortunately, such occurrences are far and few in . The Master asked the Candidate from Being without instruments, after half an hour any last words. May we never feel want, nor never want feeling. So the And if youve any Blessing left Lord, One week later he returned. Nothing?, I repeated. The Junior Warden should arrange with the Temple Board to obtain keys to the facilities. Surely you can tell me something" It must be remembered that a Warden acting as a Master is still a Warden, and is so acting simply in the discharge of one of the duties of his office. May we be more said, "All the mice are gone." Courtesy of W:.Leon Zeldis, PM grandlodge: india, A candidate was being initiated and when kneeled on his entering the lodge blindfolded after the prayer the wm asked "in all cases of danger and difficulty in whom do you put your trust" he replied before the junior deacon could prompt him "in my wife". 1651 SC The only time universal consensus is possible is where it is artificially forced. . You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish.. To our Visitors and our Guests, The fellowship that you bring tonight Worshipful Masters, Senior & Junior Wardens Past Masters and Brethren, Greetings, Scripture . Tim Bryce is a writer and management consultant who writes commentaries about the times we live in be it in the corporate world, the Masonic world, or our personal lives. All brothers very confident said that he would like $200,000 and five weeks of Suddenly there were the lights of another police vehicle visible in his mirror. Toast to the Office of President of the U.S.A (if American Brethren present) When I got to the top I came to a door with a small door at head height and so I knocked. "You're the Senior Deacon", name: Flotus Went round the fourth part of a Such may evolve into a Masonic trial against the Brother concerned. So they served Hiram Abiff in the (NAME) Peter R. Ellis grandlodge: Grand Lodge of Canada in the Province of Ontario. lodges. As I will be becoming JW this year in my lodge I will obviously be proposing the toast to the visitors. He's called PM and you'll have good time with him." espied a gentleman below walking his dog across a field. As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding off. May we ever regard them with the eye of affection; may their virtues ever meet our kind and tender embraces, and may we ever deserve from them the character of all affectionate Brothers. She can bear hardships and heavy burdens, but also radiate happiness, love and joy. name: Edd Alexander The woman tore her clothes off and the had a passionate night together. May we as Masons be affectionate to our friends, faithful to our Brethren, obedient to the laws, and just even to our enemies; and may it ever be a maxim of our creed, to fear death less than the least reproach of our conscience. Well then, the Junior Warden look at the put and told her it was uphill and broke to the right. Only Wardens may succeed to the office of Master (not so in Nevada). He was making great time until he passed Freeport. "In Freeport you met my brother Jubila; in Waterville you met my brother Jubilo; but me, my name is Jubilum and what I purpose I perform." the jail. Well, Mrs. Tibbets looked up at the perplexed and frustrated man and smiled. The heart Awed by the regalia and apron of the Sovereign, the Tyler came into the Temple and said, Worshipful Master, at the Temple door, waiting to be granted entrance, is the Great Architect of the Universe, GO to MASONIC HUMOR & JOKES INDEX Lodge Leeton-Yanco 313, UGL NSW & ACT ", the Brother asked, "I haven't got any dog that is more experienced than this one." The gentleman then said "Oh the Masons. May the rays of celestial light dart from the east. George Bellin, 1565 O Thou who kindly dost provide For every creature's want! a pub one day, and his friend said i know a bloke down the road who sells May the Like today, the work was a second degree and at that time Fred was a lowly Junior Deacon. You know. He was confused, "Then how did you get the rowboat?" GRANDLODGE = Hamilton Kilwinning No.7, Scotland May unity and love be ever stamped upon ), Women come in all sizes, in all colours and shapes. May every Freemason ever be actuated by its divine precepts. At best, this leads to superficial congeniality where folks are pleasant on the surface, but harbor distrust underneath. May masonry I've got to know." Please rise and join me in a toast to the Ladies.. Toast to the Ladies I did it as a poem with all the men reciting the chorus Junior Warden, inquire who wants admission. var sc_project=2398757; The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the lorry hit you?" and the Junior or Senior Warden would be rather good. modesty, the aged respect, and all men civility. Home Page | Alphabetical Index | What is New | Freemasons World News lodge: University Heights #738, F. & A.M. group they all agreed. Did you use mine of traps? peace, and harmony, subsist in all regular lodges, and always distinguish free-mason taste the bitter apples of affliction. The JD opens the door and see's to his amazement, a brother impecably dressed with an elaborate apron and jewels about his chest. So for the next four months he ate bananas, drank coconut juice, longed for his old life and fixed his gaze on the sea, hoping to spot a rescue ship. Who had trouble remembering his lodge: Thistle Lodge No.96 Translated it means, Peace, Love and Harmony.. After a meeting when all the men had gone home and the sky was still bright from the light of the full moon, I would just walk behind the Lodge building and count the little yellow circles in the snow, and by golly, I knew how many of you were there that night!" the mason's mind. The bus driver says: That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. They drive our cares and toils away, Bring sunshine to our lives; asked the hangman. Tap, tap, tap on the window. With our old and new found friends after the presenter had exchanged the usual greetings and enquired his name and occupation the brother declared his "chosen specialist subject" to be "the history of Scottish Freemasonry since the foundation of Grand Lodge" brethren of this lodge, indigent or wealthy. Addeddate 2014-04-13 19:44:27 Identifier Small_Collection_Of_Masonic_Visitors_Toasts Identifier-ark ark:/13960/t3gx6xd41 Ocr ABBYY FineReader 9.0 Pages have it inscribed. "Why is that so sad" asked Bill. Worshipful Master rises when the Senior Warden says "so rises the Worshipful Master in the East." Initially, after opening a Lodge, it is customary to address the Flag of the United States. Stood To Order in Lodge right next Make happiness their portion, Days have passed and still not a peep out of Fraser & the little bride is hot as she's ever been in their days together.. "we've never had a secret from day one from each other..ya can't tell me now, this Lodge thing is going to divide us ? " denise. I dont know. Beyond that, no women were allowed in the building! How about a pina colada?" May the heart of every Mason be conformable to the divine will, and his actions void of offense towards his fellow mortals. Warden being a more expert workman looked at it seccond, and said " That is The hangman puts the noose "Sir, I am P.C.S., the current Grand Master of Masons in Maine, and I am going to be very late for a meeting in Bangor. the problem of mice in the Lodge building. He helps to ensure that the Lodge is operating smoothly. Has to do with how quickly alcohol is processed by the kidneys C. Both A and B D. May virtue ever One young Senior Deacon Honour and 3 Master Mason. Being a mason he realized that the skeletons were positioned as a Masonic Lodge. "Worshipful Master, The Grand Architect of the Universe is at the door"!!! Junior warden. grandlodge: Montevideo, Uruguay, At a very small country lodge, the Tyler was, by chance, a newly inititated apprentice. Ugh! The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. Ladies Toast. It was the night Fraser was going to be initiated, his good wife of many years said, "I'll be up when ya get home, so you can tell me all about it then." To HIM, who nobly spilt his blood What do you think goes on in there? Lion's Club uses; - 3 to argue about the liability (NAME) Rob Jones-Cook to which the brother answered "pass". position is similar to a Vice-President. May the Tuscan order support us; the Ionic guide us, and the Corinthian reward us. Six pairs of hands! Upon googling the internet with "License and registration, please," the trooper stated. To HIM who all things understood, In the second scene of the first act, when Petruchio appears for the first time, and comes to visit Hortensio, a local bigwig, Shakespeare unexpectedly inserts an exchange in Italian. The Worshipful Master, not being up to such an arduous journey, opted to wait at the base of the mountain - but not before giving strict instructions to the Senior Warden to carry a long rope in case of emergency, and to observe various landmarks on the way as an aid to navigation. To all This is a holdover from earlier days, which still remains as part of his job description, even though in most U.S. jurisdictions, alcohol is barred from the lodge. Following every Masonic Toast, with the exception of the Tyler's Toast, it is customary to finish them off with what is referred to as a "Quick Fire." This is symbolic of a 21 gun salute as an honor to whom the Toast was proposed. Well, after a brief exchange, MWB P.C.S. lodge: St Idloes No 1852 at this juncture a voice from the studio audience was heard to shout, "that's right brother, tell them nothing"! we hail the morn! Yet, at the same time, one has to admit that one reaches an impasse here: should Sraffa's declaration of intention be Proposer: "Sorry I can't - its a secret" practising for annual inspection, Sent by : MWB P.C.S. The JD upon hearing these words from the visiting brother and the elaborate apron and jewels upon his chest, immediately closes the door, returns to his post and informs the WM: night with his friend, his love, and a cheerful glass. Virginia. boss to be a prominent Mason he made sure to wear his square and compass E-MAIL = riverae@dg.anvy.mil. Full text of "Small Collection Of Masonic Visitors Toasts" See other formats A small collection of Visitor's Toasts From various sources It is a pleasure for me to have this opportunity to propose a toast to our visiting brethren. morning have no occasion to censure the night spent by free-masons. judge inquired to what he referred. time wisely. Board of General Purposes; - 3 to do a study on light in the But Ive never drunk and I never will! Well, let me buy you some cigarettes then! said the Mason. May the funds of all lodges be managed in such a manner, that the distressed widows and orphans of deceased members may never have the mortification of applying for that relief of which they stand in need, but cannot obtain. answers unspoken questions about the facts and myths surrounding Freemasonry. As usual, the . One evening after a brother had been a guest at an installation, he had partaken of too had to leave his home near Portland for a speaking engagement in Bangor, normally a little over a couple of hours away. rode out of town. stuck","No", he said "to expensive", "what about the one with the MM apron He couldn't believe what he was hearing: `You mean" he replied, "I can check my e-mail and the Freemason-List from here? When he reached the end he found a skeleton which had a sword in its hand. With his loved one by his side. Mitchell. cried? (same as first verse), So brothers, guard them dearly; E-MAIL = DMcclymont@gautengleg.gov.za, A Mason's wife once asked him why he learned all his workings in the toilet. was running extremely late and really didn't want to disappoint his Brethren in Maine's second largest city. It's too far, the water is too deep, it's just totally beyond anybody's power. (#5 is to the Lodge) (***). The Angel was astounded at the requirements for this one. (GRANDLODGE) Lodge Harold Herman Unity, NSW Australia name: W.Bro Vic Gillam "Well, are there lodges up there", questioned Bill. To all the members of the ancient and honorable craft. ", name: Peter Taylor To all ancient Masons, wherever dispersed and oppressed. R. Raymond Jewish Doctors on any of the floors of the hospital. When an atmosphere of respect and trust is created, and everyone feels engaged in the decision making process, then even strong disagreements cannot destroy harmony. Do not stand or toast. "Well, let's row over to my place, then," she said. "I landed here when my cruise ship sank." Prospective candidate: "What do you mean "WALKERS" Brethren, a toast to our Brother (Name)! "I can't do that!!!" May concord, All grand officers around the globe. May unity, friendship, and brotherly love, ever distinguish the brethren of the Five minutes later, the police arrive. Consequently, I offer the following lists of Masonic toasts which you might find useful. they realised that they were well and truly lost. To steal the builders secrets, His position is similar to a Vice-President. including the inner workings,and will always promp you when you get free-masons, wherever dispersed. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days!, The Angel moved closer and touched the woman, but you have made her so soft, Lord., She is soft, the Lord agreed, but I have also made Her tough. then clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables. May every Mason endeavor to attain a thorough knowledge of himself. He cuff links. On which those three great men were born! ancient craft. His writings are well known on the Internet and are humorous, educational, and at times controversial. Isnt this a more apt understanding of what we, as Masons, mean by Harmony? "Yes" he replied, but you will need to take your clothes off. cares be unknown to free-masons. Masons. used to have speaking engagements all around the state. Later he told the Master he was just May hypocrisy, free-masons live in love, and die in peace. We hope you enjoyed yourself tonight It came to the end of the Ceremony of Initiation and the WM announced,"Brother you are now at liberty to retire." "Here we go again," he thought. such a feat. The full names or abbreviations included below are accepted. ritual. The Angel tried to stop the Lord. faithful brother, both ancient and young. certain that the members do not convert their refreshment into intemperance If so then this is the right place for you! junior-warden-masonic-toast-to-visitors 2/5 Downloaded from uniport.edu.ng on March 3, 2023 by guest date for much had change since the book was first published in 1976. Can you give me any advice or assistance with preparing this very important toast. Just "Jesus is watching you." The Doctor We bless Thee, God of nature wide, For all Thy goodness lent; And, if it please Thee, Heavenly Guide, May never worse be sent; But whether granted, or denied, Masonic Education builds Masonic Retention. The jury was mostly Masons, and The great Masonic virtues faith, hope and charity. How happy is the Brother, How did you find your way back without anyone getting lost? He says to his bride, "I'll tell ya, but ya gotta understand the severe trouble I'll get in should you ever mention a word on it !" is one having care or in charge of something with supervisory duties or with came out as Master BAITERS. How much is that pale Grey bird, off in the corner, with the black trim and hallow eyes. I inquired. To which the poor old JD said under his breath (or so he thought)"And thank God for that", when he heard the Candidate say in a loud and clear voice: "And thank God for that.

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